Don't waste your time reading this

The day has barely started and I'm already bored. 10 am, 8 hours to go. 3 hours until lunch. My normal morning routine (not involving any actual work I have to do) involves checking my email, reading blogs (you people are slacking, I want a new post first thing in the morning), writing in my blog (right now, I have nothing to say, as you can see), looking around at random websites (not so inspired to do that at the moment), then just sitting here IM'ing people, talking about absolutely nothing. Every now and then I'll get in to a really interesting conversation, one where I don't want to stop talking and at a pivotal point I suddenly have work to do. Today my friend J (to maintain his anonymity) was talking about how he hasn't had "the sex" in forever and I reply with "I hear you. I go for months at a time...it sucks"...but in the wrong box. Instead of replying to J, I sent it to a co-worker. I wonder if he knows what I was referring to-is it obvious? Hmmm...interesting. It's like the other day when the receptionist accidently wrote to me this statement: "jesus saves and ryan kills". Followed by "oops" as if I didn't already realize this was a mistake. I still need to ask her about that, I'm very curious. Maybe I'll go do that right now.
Reagan